Experience is simply the name we give to our mistakes.
Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
I can resist anything except temptation.
A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.