WEEK 74


This week will highlight a number of excellent comedians. We even have 3 humorous quotations from one of my favorite comedians- the guy with the suave haircut- Albert Einstein.If you have any jokes/humorous comments you would like to share, feel free to send them to me. Be well.

Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
— Albert Einstein
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
— Albert Einstein
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything one learned in school.
— Albert Einstein
I’m the literary equivalent of a big Mac with fries.
— Stephen King
The world doesn’t make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do.
— Pablo Picasso
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of life is to makesomething out of nothing.
— Henry Louis Mencken
A bikini is like a barbwire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
— Joey Adams
The best revenge is massive success.
— Frank Sinatra
If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the up button.
— Sam Levenson
The most important thing in life is not to know everything. It’s having the phone number of somebody who does.
— Anonymous
I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs. I only have one small problem, I lie.
— Anonymous
You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.
— Dave Barry
I know that I am intelligent, because I know I know nothing.
— Socrates
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
— Charles M. Schulz
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
— Steven Wright
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
— Anonymous
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
— Maryon Person
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
— Woody Allen

I'm not sure that the Previous 2 would have been on my list if I had a vagina instead of a penis.
Be well.
Andy