The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. Middle age is where your broad mind and your narrow waist begin to change places.
“Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.”
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
A child prodigy is one with highly imaginative parents.
Sports serve society by providing vivid examples of excellence.
‘Happiness begins where selfishness ends.’