The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Middle age is where your broad mind and your narrow waist begin to change places.
— E. Joseph Crossman
“Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.”
— E. Joseph Cossman
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
— Uncle Milty--Milton Berle-
A child prodigy is one with highly imaginative parents.
— Unknown
Sports serve society by providing vivid examples of excellence.
— George F. Will
‘Happiness begins where selfishness ends.’
— John Wooden