WEEK 100

The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We’ ve created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift.
— Albert Einstein
Whilst traveling through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. Had to live on food and water for several days.
— W. C. Fields
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
— Robert Lewis Taylor
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
— W. C. Fields
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
— The Temperance Lecture
If a thing is worth having, it’s worth cheating for.
— W. C. Fields
She’s all dressed up like a well-kept grave.
— Jan Duggan's character in The Old Fashioned Way (1934)