WEEK 110

Funny Quote of the Day

If you steal from one author it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many it’s research.
— Wilson Mizner
Philosophy is common sense with big words.
— James Madison
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
— Harry S. Truman
Include me out.
— Samuel Goldwyn
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
— Ronald Reagan
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
— Stephen Leacock
Going to church doesn’t make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
— Laurence J. Peter
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
— Bill Vaughan
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
— Woody Allen

Love Quote of the Day

Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do… but how much love we put in that action.
— Mother Teresa
Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.
— Mother Teresa
Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are.
— Antoine de Saint-Exupery
If you would be loved, love, and be loveable.
— Benjamin Franklin
Falling out of love is chiefly a matter of forgetting how charming someone is.
— Iris Murdoch
There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not.
— Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Men always want to be a woman’s first love - women like to be a man’s last romance.
— Oscar Wilde
Love is the power to see similarity in the dissimilar.
— Theodor Adorno
The sweetest of all sounds is that of the voice of the woman we love.
— Jean de la Bruyere
The only abnormality is the incapacity to love.
— Anais Nin

Art Quote of the Day

In art, the obvious is a sin.
— Edward Dmytryk
Art is born of humiliation.
— W. H. Auden
I decided to start anew, to strip away what I had been taught.
— Georgia O'Keeffe
If you could say it in words, there would be no reason to paint.
— Edward Hopper
Regard it as just as desirable to build a chicken house as to build a cathedral.
— Frank Lloyd Wright

Nature Quote of the Day

If people think nature is their friend, then they sure don’t need an enemy.
— Kurt Vonnegut
A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.
— Michael Pollan