If you see me smiling it’s because I’m thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it’s because I’ve already done it.
I want someone to look at me, the way that I look at Chocolate Cake.
A genius sometimes cannot answer a simple question asked by a stupid person.
Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it.
Comedy is tragedy plus time
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
Finally, some daily quotes for those of us that are type A and can’t just let it “Be” even on a beautiful summer Sunday golf day.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Don’t find fault, find a remedy.
Who looks outside, dreams; Who looks inside, awakes.
I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
Search others for their virtue, and yourself for your vices.
A hero is one who knows how to hang on one minute longer.
Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it’s thinking of yourself less.
What is a soul? It’s like electricity- we don’t really know what it is, but it’s a force that can light a room.
Work isn’t to make money; you work to justify life.