My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?
The way I see it, it doesn’t matter what you believe just so you’re sincere.
There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time.
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
That’s the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
The only way to predict the future is to have power to shape the future.
No one knows what he can do until he tries.
The lure of the distant and the difficult is deceptive. The great opportunity is where you are.
A people free to choose will always choose peace.
Respect yourself if you would have others respect you.
Perfection itself is imperfection.
You can’t sweep other people off their feet, if you can’t be swept off your own.
Love does not dominate; it cultivates.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
I drink to make other people interesting.
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
Interpretation is the revenge of the intellectual upon art.
Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known.
Art is not a thing; it is a way.