WEEK 142

G-d is a clown, playing to an audience that doesn’t want to laugh.
Perhaps it is time to stop kidding ourselves and start seeing life as G-d designed
it to be.
— Voltaire
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
Everyone wants your happiness. Don’t let them take it!!
When there’s a will, I want to be in it.
I feel the best when I am happy.
Christmas is the time when you buy presents with the money from next year.
Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you.
I could’ve eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!
Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
Car service: If it ain’t broke, we’ll break it.
You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.
Why is it called ‘after dark’ when it really is ‘after light’?
Money doesn’t make happiness, it buys it already made.
Every moment is a golden one for him who has the vision to recognize it as such.If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
— Henry Miller
I caught the worm thief - it was a fish.
Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.
— John Dewey
Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.
— Franklin D. Roosevelt
The personal life deeply lived always expands into truths beyond itself.
— Anais Nin
The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
— William James
Confine yourself to the present.
— Marcus Aurelius
Yesterday is history, tomorrow’s a mystery, but today is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
— Kung Fu Panda
Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.
— H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
— Thomas Jefferson
There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that’s your own self.
— Aldous Huxley
The more liberty you give away the more you will have.
— Robert Green Ingersoll
To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best day and night to make you everybody else, means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight, and never stop fighting.
— e.e. cummings
One should never forbid what one lacks the power to prevent.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
— Albert Einstein
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
— Jerry Garcia