WEEK 143

I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip ‘em the bird.

How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
Every moment is a golden one for him who has the vision to recognize it as such.
— Henry Miller