WEEK 144

The best revenge is massive success.
— Frank Sinatra
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
— Sam Levenson
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
— Robert Bloch
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
— Alison Boulter
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
— Benjamin Franklin
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
— Socrates
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
— Jacques Deval
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
— Mark Twain
If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
— Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ‘practice’ ?
— George Carlin
He who laughs last didn’t get it.
— Helen Giangregorio
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
— Dave Barry
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
— Albert Einstein
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
— P.D. East
You can find peace amidst the storms that threaten you.
— Joseph B. Wirthlin
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
— Amelia Earhart
Hope is a waking dream.
— Aristotle
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
— B. F. Skinner
It is costly wisdom that is bought by experience.
— Roger Ascham
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
— Soren Kierkegaard
The universe is made of stories, not of atoms.
— Muriel Rukeyser
We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.
— Stewart Udall
It is not so much our friends’ help that helps us, as the confidence of their help.
— Epicurus
The more laws, the less justice.
— Marcus Tullius Cicero