The best revenge is massive success.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ‘practice’ ?
He who laughs last didn’t get it.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
You can find peace amidst the storms that threaten you.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Hope is a waking dream.
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
It is costly wisdom that is bought by experience.
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
The universe is made of stories, not of atoms.
We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.
It is not so much our friends’ help that helps us, as the confidence of their help.
The more laws, the less justice.