Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!
There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side.
He who laughs.....lasts.
I’m the literary equivalent of a big mac and fries.
If I spit, they will take my spit and frame it as great art.
If you want a good golf swing adjust the nut at the other end of the club!
No, please don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids, eat them.
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.
I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.
A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.
Nature is neutral.
What we observe is not nature itself, but nature exposed to our method of questioning.
Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.
My painting does not come from the easel.
I do not seek. I find.
A work of art is above all an adventure of the mind.
Artists who seek perfection in everything are those who cannot attain it in anything.
The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery.