WEEK 145

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
— Albert King
Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!
— Charles Stross
There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side.
— Morgan Wallace
He who laughs.....lasts.
— Erma Bombeck
I’m the literary equivalent of a big mac and fries.
— Stephen King
If I spit, they will take my spit and frame it as great art.
— Pablo Picasso
If you want a good golf swing adjust the nut at the other end of the club!
— Grant McKay
No, please don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids, eat them.
— Homer Simpson
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
— David Letterman
If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.
— George W. Bush
I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
— Steven Alexander Wright
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
— Yogi Berra
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
— Lily Tomlin
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
— Groucho Marx
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
— Louis Hector Berlioz
Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.
— Alphonse Karr
A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.
— Samuel Butler
Nature is neutral.
— Adlai E. Stevenson
What we observe is not nature itself, but nature exposed to our method of questioning.
— Werner Heisenberg
Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.
— A. A. Milne
My painting does not come from the easel.
— Jackson Pollock
I do not seek. I find.
— Pablo Picasso
A work of art is above all an adventure of the mind.
— Eugene Ionesco
Artists who seek perfection in everything are those who cannot attain it in anything.
— Gustave Flaubert
The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery.
— Francis Bacon