WEEK 146

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
— Frank Zappa
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
— Benjamin Franklin
I’d like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
— Pablo Picasso
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
— Henny Youngman
I fear one day I’ll meet God, he’ll sneeze and I won’t know what to say.
— Ronnie Shakes
The world today doesn’t make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
— Pablo Picasso
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it.
— Henry Ford
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
— W. C. Fields
The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
— Bertrand Russell
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn’t for him, we’d be watching television by candlelight.
— Milton Berle
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.
— Alex Haley
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
— Erma Bombeck
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
— Lewis Grizzard
In the presence of eternity, the mountains are as transient as the clouds.
— Robert Green Ingersoll
My father considered a walk among the mountains as the equivalent of churchgoing.
— Aldous Huxley
This world is but a canvas to our imagination.
— Henry David Thoreau
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
— Leonardo da Vinci