You can lead a man to Congress but you can’t make him think.
A child of five would understand this, send someone to fetch a child of five.
I am not afraid of death. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Everyone knows how to raise children, except the people that have them.
If the facts don’t fit the theory, then change the facts.
A poll was taken to see what people feared most- results #1 Public speaking #2 Death. That means that at a funeral most people would feel more at ease being in the coffin than giving the eulogy.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m schizophrenic and so am I.
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
Were there none who were discontented with what they have, the world would never reach for anything better.
I’m the least judgmental person I know, but it wasn’t until I judged everyone else I came in contact with did I know that.