Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
The future is much like the present, only longer.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Miracles do not, in fact, break the laws of nature.
Eagles come in all shapes and sizes, but you will recognize them chiefly by their attitudes.
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don’t need.
Painting is self-discovery. Every good artist paints what he is.
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it’s going to be a butterfly.
I plan to live forever, so far so good.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Everywhere is in walking distance if you have the time.
It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it.
There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
Smoking cures weight problems.... eventually...
I wrote a few children’s books...not on purpose.
When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I’d tell him he used to have a brother but he didn’t obey.