You are remembered for the rules you break.
Character is what a man is in the dark.
When you are through changing, you are through.
Life is too short to spend with people who suck the happiness out of you…
Going into the unknown is how you expand what is known.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Freedom is never given; it is won.
If you hear a voice inside of you say ”you cannot paint,” then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.
I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ‘That guy sure owed me a lot of money.”
The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in those short seven years.
When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.