You are remembered for the rules you break.
— Douglas MacArthur
Character is what a man is in the dark.
— Dwight L. Moody
When you are through changing, you are through.
— Bruce Barton
Life is too short to spend with people who suck the happiness out of you…
— Unknown
Going into the unknown is how you expand what is known.
— Unknown
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
— Unknown
Freedom is never given; it is won.
— A. Phillip Randolph
If you hear a voice inside of you say ”you cannot paint,” then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.
— Vincent van Gogh
I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ‘That guy sure owed me a lot of money.”
— Jack Handy
The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
— Dennis Miller
Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
— Christopher Marlowe
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
— Norman Wisdom
God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
— Ethel Mumford
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
— Harry S. Truman
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?
— Barbra Streisand
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
— Unknown
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
— Sam Levenson
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
— Jack Nicholson
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in those short seven years.
— Mark Twain
When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
— Norm Crosby
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
— Wilson Mizner
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
— Unknown