WEEK 97


Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
— William James
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
— davidfrost
Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
— Anonymous
You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
— Anonymous
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
— George Jean Nathan
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
— Jules Renard
Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
— Anonymous
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
— Mignon McLaughlin
You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
— Unknown
It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
— Unknown
It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
— Unkown
Feel free to use anything, except my spouse & my toothbrush...I mean it about the toothbrush.
— Unknown
Don’t you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didn’t want to know? Anyhow, I’m busting for a pee.
— Unkown
Newton’s third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot!
— Unkown
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?
— Mayday Parade
Love your enemies. It’ll make ‘em crazy.
— Unknown
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
— Unknown
It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.
— Unknown
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
— Unknown
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
— Unknown
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
— Unknown
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?
— Unknown
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
— Unknown
Facebook: A place where you discover that people you once respected can’t spell.
— Unknown